Bluebird

"Stop talking about fucking chips!" - Aquamarine "Bluebird" is the 5th episode of Steven Universe Future Realtime Dub. This episode was edited by TheEnderDwonk.

Official Synopsis
Steven discovers a goblin in his home, and it's brolling him hard! What can he do to stop her!

Plot
Steven goes around talking to a bunch of people before stealing someone's tripod. He notices his car was TP'd (toilet papered(covered in toilet paper(this is a common prank people do))) and comments how much of a waste of toilet paper it is.

Heading home for a party, he meets a "new" gem: Bluebird Azurite. However, she briefly becomes to floating heads, one of Aquamarine and "Eyeball", proving it to just be a fusion of them. No one seems to notice this however. Despite her niceness, Steven constantly rejects her gifts and gestures. He eats ceiling food Bluebird had cooked over the course of 5 weeks, which he claims tastes horrible.

Steven takes the gems into the bathroom with Greg, saying Bluebird's ceiling food had poisoned him, and he wishes to take one last bath before he dies. He quickly changes the subject, however, and shows off his new Homestar Runner OC. It seems clear that none of them other than Steven have even seen Homestar Runner, so this conversation goes nowhere.

Coming out, Steven is confronted by Bluebird, brolls him super hard with a soda can.

Over the course of a montage, Steven keeps thinking he's about to catch Bluebird in the act of killing someone, but it is revealed to just be a wacky misunderstanding.

Later, Steven finds a drawing of him being a poopy head in his bad of chips. That doesn't really matter to him since Amethyst comes in and begins eating his chips. After multiple pleas for her to stop eating them, he gives her several more drawings to distract her. This causes her to start crying. She runs into Bluebird, who both agree Steven is a dick head.

Early the next morning, Steven notices his father van in the middle of his house, mistaking it for a couch. He first decides to find how it got inside, but quickly gives up and goes out to look for chips. Outside, he finds Bluebird suspending Greg by his leg. She then reveals herself to be (shocker) a fusion of Aquamarine and "Eyeball". Steven does not give a shit though, and asks if either of them have any chips. The two hold Greg by the hair, pulling out a knife with the intent to cut him or something. But, before anything, Greg makes a  powerful emotional sacrifice  and cuts his hair.

Steven, pissed at this turn of events, goes sicko mode and begins fighting the two while yelling random chip brands. The two try to fuse back into Bluebird, but fight way too much and are unable to. Steven tries to teach them how, which only makes them more pissed allowing them to fuse. The fight continues, Bluebird obviously losing, until the other Crystal Gems come outside and see the fight. Bluebird attempts to convince them, but is cut off rather quickly as the three fuse into Alexandrite and quickly alliterate her. Defused, Aquamarine and "Eyeball" ask for forgiveness, before flying away, effectively brolling Steven once again.

Steven goes to comfort Greg, who puts his cut off hair into the ocean. Steven admits this is disgusting, kind of killing the mood.

During the Credits scene, Pearl is seen dancing to "Time of Your Life" by Randy Newman.

Characters

 * Steven Universe
 * Bluebird Azurite (debut; antagonist)
 * Aquamarine (semi-antagonist)
 * "Eyeball" (semi-antagonist)
 * Greg Universe
 * Garnet
 * Amethyst
 * Pearl
 * Peridot
 * Larimar
 * Lapis Lazuli (non-speaking)
 * Angel Aura Quartz (non-speaking)
 * Blue Lace Agate (non-speaking)
 * Biggs Jasper (cameo)
 * Zebra Jasper (cameo)
 * Crazy Lace Agate (cameo)
 * Orange Spodumene (cameo)
 * Ronaldo Fryman (cameo)
 * Lace Amethyst (cameo)
 * Bixbite (cameo)
 * Snowflake Obsidian (cameo)
 * Alexandrite (non-speaking)
 * Cat Steven (pictured)
 * A Ruby (cameo)

Objects

 * Dondai Supremo
 * Hot Dog Duffel Bag
 * Greg's Van
 * Warp Pad

Locations

 * Beach City
 * Crystal Temple
 * Beach House
 * Steven's Bathroom
 * Steven's Room
 * It's a Wash
 * Little Homeworld

Music

 * MVP - Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location
 * Right Behind You - Team Fortress 2
 * Sorry for Party Rocking - LMFAO
 * It Hates me so Much! - Team Fortress 2
 * Fukutsu ~Mushin no Sakebi~ - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
 * Title Theme - Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day!
 * Shy Bandit's Theme - Paper Mario: Color Splash
 * Brentilda's Theme - Banjo Kazooie
 * Fated Battle - Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * Determination - Undertale
 * I Am So Happy to Finally Be Back Home - Эдуард Хиль
 * The Time of Your Life - Randy Newman

Trivia

 * This is the first to be in 1080p HD.
 * Garnet and Bluebird are confirmed to really be into BDSM and CBT.
 * Steven really likes chips.

Cultural References

 * Steven makes a COVID-19 joke. If you are unaware of this virus, check out this helpful article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus_disease_2019
 * "Homestar Runner" is the basis for an entire bathroom comedy skit.
 * The infamous video "Strong Bad Email #95 - The Bet (Edited)", made by the very talented guy on Youtube TheEnderDwonk, is mentioned by Pearl
 * Homestuck.
 * Steven says "at the car wash", in reference to the song seen prominently in the film Shark Tale.
 * Food that got mentioned:
 * Chips Ahoy!
 * Pringles
 * Lays
 * Target gets a reference.

Continuity

 * Steven drinks a juice box, thinking it would be filled with his piss, much like in previous episodes.
 * Amethyst is passionately referred to by Steven as "The Cum Drinker", once again referencing how she once drank Steven's inner fluids.
 * Steven once again dislikes being touched.



Errors

 * This is the first episode to not include a disclaimer message.
 * This is addressed in the announcement video.
 * Steven incorrectly calls himself "Penis the Unit Steven Man".
 * Peridot makes this same mistake.
 * A really accurate drawing of Steven is sneaked into his bag of sealed chips. But since the bag of sealed chips was a bag of sealed chips, it couldn't have been put inside.
 * Chips Ahoy is said to be Steven's favorite brand of chips. However, Chips Ahoy is actually a cookie brand and not a chip brand
 * Steven is a fucking moron for even suggesting this.
 * Since Steven does not get any chips, his character arc for this episode is incomplete.

Videos
A video featuring Bluebird Azurite (Aquamarine and "Eyeball") was made to announce the release of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3vji-pl92o