Guidance

"Everyone is dead." - Smoky Quartz "Guidance" is the 2nd episode of Steven Universe Future Realtime Dub. Both TheEnderDwonk and Cpink edited this episode.

Official Synopsis
Steven and Amethyst help some gems around town with their careers, wacky antics ensue.

Plot
Amethyst kidnaps Steven and takes him to a pizza place. She shows him Bixbite, who's making pizza. The Fat Police arrive after Amethyst reveals Steven is fat, and the two flee the pizza place to hide from them.

Steven and Amethyst go around Beach City, seeing the Gems with their new jobs and professions. Steven is disgusted by this, and would rather these jobs done by "real people". To correct this, Steven gets the idea to randomly gives each Gem a new job during a montage. How this helps his racist outlook is unclear.

Steven attempts to end the episode, but realizes none of the Gems know how to do any of their new jobs. Steven runs into Amethyst in the arcade drinking a Wendy's Milkshake. Instead of admitting his mistake, Steven doubles down on his actions.

They fuse into Smoky Quartz in an attempt to arrest Snowflake Obsidian for flying a plane. As she goes to save the people on the roller coaster, she starts talking to herself and goes mentally insane. However, this causes time to freeze, allowing her to save everyone. Unfortunately, off-screen, everyone dies.

Steven and Amethyst talk about how cool it was that they killed everyone, and plot to kill even more people. Amethyst eats a snowcone made from Steven's piss, and Amethyst admits she might enjoy it more than the Wendy's Milkshake. Larimar brings Steven a Big Chungus doll. Steven notices Onion is still alive.

The episode ends with big, white text exclaiming "Everyone Died".

Characters

 * Steven Universe
 * Amethyst
 * Smoky Quartz
 * Larimar
 * Onion
 * Ruby Fat Police
 * Snowflake Obsidian
 * Ocean Jasper
 * Zebra Jasper
 * Blue Lace Agate
 * Bixbite
 * Kofi Pizza (non-speaking)
 * Nanefua Pizza
 * Biggs Jasper (non-speaking)
 * Crazy Lace Agate
 * Harold Smiley (non-speaking)
 * Nephrite (non-speaking)
 * Andy DeMayo (screaming)
 * Bill Dewey (non-speaking)
 * Sour Cream (non-speaking)
 * Kiki Pizza (cameo)
 * Cherry Quartz (cameo)
 * Lace Amethyst (cameo)

Objects

 * Steven's Phone
 * Wendy's Milkshake

Locations

 * Beach City
 * Beach City Funland
 * Fish Stew Pizza
 * Funland Arcade

Music

 * Town Hall - Animal Crossing: New Leaf
 * Beautiful Days - Danganronpa
 * Carnival Night Zone - Lego Dimensions
 * Lemon Demon - Not Applicable
 * Bãtutã Din Moldova - Rabbids Go Home
 * Pianta Parlor - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
 * Ice Cap Zone - Lego Dimensions
 * Credits Closing Theme - Half-Life
 * Dear Mr. Fantasy - Traffic

Cultural References

 * Tumblr is mentioned.
 * Wendy's Milkshake appears once again.
 * Crab Rave is mentioned, and Bixbite apparently originates from there.
 * Racism is mentioned, which also exists in real life.
 * Larimar says she has seen Disney's Planes: Fire and Rescue, claiming it was the worst film they have ever seen.
 * Larimar says "Redstone Minecraft Lever", in reference to the video game Minecraft.
 * Larimar references Minecraft a second time, claiming that "This would not happen to SethBling!" while the roller coaster is out of control. SethBling is a popular Minecraft Youtuber.
 * Steven mentions his own show and network, Cartoon Network.
 * Ruby steals people's money to go see Cats in theaters.
 * Amethyst uses a Sonic move before saying Super Mario's catchphrase "Let's-a-go".
 * After pulling out her yo-yo, Smoky Quartz claims she's Ness now, in reference to the character from Nintendo's Earthbound who also uses a yo-yo.
 * Youtube Poop is referenced when Smoky Quartz shouts part of it's motto, "When there's smoke..."
 * Smoky Quartz freezes time with Za Warudo, which is in reference to the anime "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure".
 * This is pointed out by Amethyst, calling it a "Jojoke".
 * "Uh Oh Spaghetti-O's" is said by Smoky Quartz.
 * Big Chungus is referenced, which is a meme on Reddit about a giant Bugs Bunny eating big ol' carrots.
 * Youtooz is mentioned.



Continuity

 * Wendy's Milkshake is mentioned once again by Amethyst.
 * Likewise, Steven once again replaces Amethyst's food with his bodily fluids. This time his piss.



Errors

 * The Fat Police do not arrest Steven at any point in this episode, despite him being fat.
 * TheEnderDwonk mistakenly claims Wendy's does not serve milkshakes, causing Amethyst to break character and correct him.
 * Near the end of the episode, Larimar's voice goes through multiple changes.
 * Despite claiming "everyone died", most (if not all) these characters return in future episodes.
 * However, it is possible this episode takes place last on the timeline.
 * Larimar claims to have the Big Chungus Youtooz, which does not exist.



Videos
A video featuring Peridot was made to announce the release of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNUYinJ5ODg