Why So Blue?

"Friends? Teammates? To hell with that! Honestly, what kind of hippie are we dealing with here?" - "Mean" Lapis "Why So Blue?" is the 8th episode of Steven Universe Future Realtime Dub. This episode was edited by TheEnderDwonk.

Official Synopsis
Steven and Lapis go to an alien world and meet some new friends, except they're not really friends.

Plot
Steven brings Lapis to a mysterious planet with these creatures called "Pikmin". The creatures run off though, getting spooked by two other Lapisis: Mean Lapis and Nice Lapis (but she's not nice yet, so for now just call her "Mean Lapis 2").

Steven and Lapis confront the two, clearly in creative mode, but they just straight up attack them with cool wave shit. Steven and Lapis plan out an attack to kill the both of them.

They take the Lapisis deep into the forest to show them some Pikmin and make epic mud art (mart). The two then make a sawblade out of water instead and kill a mountain. Steven calls the police, but instead gets a cool song and immediately forgets about calling them so he can dance to it. The Lapisis don't dance and are just generally dicks again, so Lapis talks to them about other stuff.

Big shock, the Lapisis still don't give a fuck and just laugh at Lapis. Lapis decides to attack them, and then a big old fight scene happens or whatever, idk. But then Steven does a Fortnite emote and calms them all down.

Steven and Lapis go back to Earth, with a powerful lesson in their minds: "Some people don't deserve happiness". Then Mean Lapis 2 (who I guess is now Nice Lapis) shows up. Then the episode ends.

Trivia

 * The ending credits song, "Being Human", is sung by TheEnderDwonk.

Cultural References

 * Pikmin are just there, but they don't look no nothing like no Pikmin.
 * Creative Mode from Minecraft is a very uncreative plot point in this episode.
 * Kokomo is the police.
 * Lapis says "I like your cut, G".

Continuity

 * Steven drinks from a cup made of mud and spits it out, shocked to find that it wasn't full of his cum. This (for like the millionth time) references the one time he put his cum into Amethyst's Wendy's Milkshake.
 * Steven continues confirm his name as Steven, although he kinda overdoes it this episode.

Errors
Surprisingly none.

Video
A video featuring Lapis was made to announce the release of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cRBLYo6xjE