Little Graduation

"No. (Vine "Boom" Sound Effect)" - Lars "Little Graduation" is the 9th episode of Steven Universe Future Realtime Dub. This episode was edited by TheEnderDwonk.

Official Synopsis
Steven is distraught because Lars  and Sadie refuse to have sex in front of him. You can see why this is bad.

Plot
Steven goes to see Lars at his new bakery. Suddenly, Sadie walks in. Steven DEMANDS they fuck, but they don't. Lars calls her ugly as a joke but then Sadie does it as a not joke. Steven is distraught that Lars won't fuck Sadie, but Lars reminds Steven that he won't because he hates fat people.

Later, Stevens hosts the "Fat Person Awareness Campaign for Fat People who are Fat". After the presentation, Steven is introduced to Shep, and immediately starts claiming he has a bigger dick than them for a long time. Lars approaches, and Steven once again wonders if him and Sadie are going to bang. Lars shoots the idea down once more, and Steven goes to Jenny in sadness. Jenny is just as saddened that they won't fuck before showing him her phone. Steven attempts to pickpocket her phone, before being reminded again of Lars and Sadie not banging.

Steven gets back up on stage to once again suggest that Sadie and Lars should have sex, but gives up pretty quickly on that. Shep and Sadie perform a new song: "Two Trucks" by Lemon Demon "Touch-Tone Telephone" by Lemon Demon. They suck, and are booed pretty badly. Lars leaves (not because he didn't wanna hear the music, he's gonna buy the CD), but Steven in a fit of rage goes sicko mode and traps everyone in a pink dome.

Steven insists the only way to destroy the dome is for Lars to bang Sadie. They still won't do it though, causing the dome to shrink even more. Lars reveals that the only reason he's so insistent on him and Sadie banging is because Steven has had a crush on Sadie this whole time. As the dome shrinks, Shep suggests Steven remember how the Simpsons Movie ended (those who don't remember, Homer Simpson, the father, uses a motorcycle to take a briefcase containing a bomb through a tiny whole at the top of a dome surrounding Springfield. This was set up earlier in the film, in a scene where Homer had to ride a motorcycle around a sphere. This is clever bit of foreshadowing done by the film's various writers, including James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Al Jean, Ian Maxtone-Graham, George Meyer, David Mirkin, Mike Reiss, Mike Scully, Matt Selman, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti and, of course, director David Silverman. Overall, I have to give The Simpsons Movie a 7/10. Good job, Bart!), which Steven decides to replicate. Before he can though, the dome disappears for basically no reason. Shep gives Steven a cassette tape, which Lars immediately tries to take from him. It's revealed that Steven actually hates Lars, uh oh.

After all that shit, Steven drives out into the forest and finds a shooting star passing overhead. He makes a wish, but the scene cuts off before we find out what it is. This wish is not revealed until later in the series.

Trivia

 * Lars hates fat people.
 * He may be affiliated with the Fat Police, but this is unconfirmed.
 * Shep prefers magenta.

Cultural References

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 * Sadie and Shep perform Lemon Demon's "Touch-Tone Telephone".
 * "Two Trucks" is also mentioned
 * "What the wha? Wha- SIMPSONS MOVIE?! TRAPPED IN SPRINGFIELD?!"
 * Bio-dome is mentioned.

Continuity

 * Fat people become a hot topic in Beach City once again.
 * Steven mentions his hatred of being touched.
 * Steven says his own name like normal, though this time he seems to have forgotten it was his name somehow.

Errors

 * Some DICKS say Audiojungle instead of the video title.
 * Steven acts like a dick this entire episode. But he's not a dick, he's a nice guy, he's awesome. Don't unfriend him.
 * Lars claims the episode detailing his hatred for fat people is in season 1, but notes it is episode 420. This either means Season 4 Episode 20 or literally the 420nd episode of Season 1. Neither of which would be true.
 * There is also no episode at all that shows Lars hates fat people until this one.
 * The "Fat Person Awareness Campaign for Fat People who are Fat" is somehow allowed to continue despite the Fat Police's heavy moderation of Beach City.
 * Shep (a non-binary character) likely doesn't have a penis. Still, Steven's only really comments toward them are about how his own penis is probably much bigger than Shep's. What a dick... no pun intended.
 * The "Fat Person Awareness Campaign for Fat People who are Fat" is incorrectly referred to as the "Fat... Awards... that happened recently".
 * Lars uses "subjugating" completly wrong.
 * Shep brings up 1996's Bio-dome. Ew.
 * Disney World (mistakingly called "Little Home-School") has a banner that says "Welcome New Students", but was supposed to actually say "Welcome Fat People".

Video
A video featuring Lars (and Steven) was made to announce the release of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyDbZxl17KY