Little Homeschool

"This is what I like to call Hotel Mario, except that's not the name." - Steven Universe "Little Homeschool" is the 1st episode of Steven Universe Future Realtime Dub. Both TheEnderDwonk and Bossclips edited this episode.

Official Synopsis
Steven confronts Jasper after showing his new friend Cherry Quartz around Little Homeschool. Comedy ensues.

Plot
In Steven's Bathroom, he uses Diamond Girl Bath Water and his healing spit on the water of his bathtub to heal a corrupted Gem named Cherry Quartz, who is very confused about what happened to her and where she is. Steven is disgusted and demands she leaves the bathroom.

After offering her some pamphlets in both English and Gem Glyph, Cherry Quartz states that she can't read. Steven shows her the keys to his car, and the car itself. Steven puts a cassette tape into his car of the Friends theme song while talking about the people in his town and how much he hates them to Cherry, who has no idea who he's talking about, and states that she has no idea who these people are, but not before Steven interrupts, cutting off her question with the line "Three little words Sully, six wheel drive!"

They arrive at Hotel Mario, except it's actually called Disney World. It's a place where former Homeworld Gems can learn about how to live and be free on Earth. Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl are seen teaching other Gems about being upside-down like the upside-down video game, VVVVVV, student loans, and iPhones respectively.

Amethyst drinks and discusses the Wendy's Milkshake while Steven chews very loudly. Steven admits he hates the Wendy's Milkshake, leading to a discussion about whether or not Amethyst is stupid. In surprising twist, Steven admits the Wendy's Milkshake was actually just a cup of his semen.

Now in the forest, Steven finds Jasper, accidentally activating her boss fight. Jasper then kills Steven's baby. She demands Steven leave her alone, but he continues to talk to her anyway. Things change once Steven admits his appreciation for the highway, and Jasper is excited to have found someone who shares her passion for roads. Then they fight (for no real reason) causing Steven to go sicko mode. Then they both get bored and stop. Steven invites Jasper to his house to drink milkshakes and maybe take a bath together. Jasper admits she would like that, and possibly plan a date. Steven calls her a pervert because he's like 12.

Steven helps the birds he harmed during the fight before returning to Hotel Mario/Disney World, where he once again berates Cherry Quartz for interrupting his meeting for cool people.

Characters

 * Steven Universe
 * Jasper
 * Pearl
 * Holo-Pearl (iPhone Johnson)
 * Amethyst
 * Garnet
 * Cherry Quartz (debut)
 * Yellow Diamond (pictured)
 * White Diamond (pictured)
 * Blue Diamond (pictured)
 * Harold Smiley (cameo)
 * Lars Barriga (non-speaking)
 * Sadie Killer and the Suspects (non-speaking)
 * Sadie Miller
 * The Cool Kids
 * Buck Dewey
 * Jenny Pizza
 * Sour Cream
 * Lion (pictured)
 * Connie Maheswaran (non-speaking)
 * Snowflake Obsidian (cameo)
 * Larimar (cameo)
 * Watermelon Tourmaline (cameo)
 * Bismuth (cameo)
 * Heaven Beetle (cameo)
 * Earth Beetle (cameo)
 * Peridot (cameo)
 * Blue Lace Agate (cameo)
 * Crazy Lace Agate (cameo)
 * Yellow Pearl (cameo)
 * Blue Pearl (cameo)
 * Bixbite (cameo)
 * Vidalia (cameo)
 * Topaz (cameo)
 * Zebra Jasper (cameo)
 * Lace Amethyst (cameo)
 * Angel Aura Quartz (cameo)
 * Orange Spodumene (cameo)
 * Ocean Jasper (cameo)
 * Onion (cameo)
 * Biggs Jasper (cameo)
 * Pink Diamond (mentioned)
 * An Aquamarine
 * Three Rubies
 * Nephrite (pictured)
 * Birds

Objects

 * Dondai Supremo
 * Roaming Eye
 * Connie's Glow Bracelet
 * Diamond Girl Bath Water (debut)
 * Steven's Ukulele (pictured)
 * Wendy's Milkshake

Locations

 * Beach City
 * Big Donut
 * Crystal Temple
 * Beach House
 * Steven's Bathroom
 * The Lighthouse
 * Spacetries (debut)
 * Beach City Woods
 * Maheswaran Residence
 * Connie's Room (debut)
 * Disney World

Music

 * sans. - Undertale
 * I'll Be There for You (Theme From "Friends") - The Rembrandts
 * Credits/Intro - Hotel Mario
 * Vegeta's Theme (M727) - Dragon Ball Z
 * Boss Battle - Mario Party DS
 * How To Play - Mario Party DS

Cultural References

 * Steven plays the Friends theme song during the car ride to Little Homeworld.
 * In the car, Steven says "Three little words Sully: Six-Wheel drive!" This is in reference to the Pixar Short Mike's New Car.
 * Connie's pose is similar to the Lofi Girl from Youtube's streaming platform.
 * This is made very obvious by Steven, who literally points it out.
 * Steven refers to the Little Homeschool as Hotel Mario, off the popular Mario game of the same name. Music from the game's title screen plays as well.
 * Except that that's not the name, the actual name is Disney World.
 * Popular upside-down game VVVVVV is referred to by Garnet during her class on the subject.
 * Apple's iPhone is used.
 * iPhone Johnson appears to promote the product.
 * Also Snapchat.
 * Wendy's Milkshake is mentioned.
 * The popular Five Nights at Freddy's games are mentioned by both Steven and Jasper.
 * Steven has beaten FNAF 4 20/20 mode, and Jasper has beaten FNAF 3 nightmare mode.
 * Jasper says "my way or the highway", in reference to the song.
 * This one part is just like that scene from the Incredibles. Remember that scene from the Incredibles? This scene is just like that.
 * This one part is just like that scene from Spider-man. Remember that scene from Spider-man? This scene is just like that.
 * Smash characters are mentioned multiple times, with Jasper complaining about Steven's choice of mains.
 * When Steven goes sicko mode, the Starman theme begins playing.
 * Steven demands Jasper to "stop ripping off Sonic".

Continuity

 * Aside from Steven, every voice from the film dub reprises their roles. This goes for every episode as well.
 * Unlike the film, Steven in this and every other episode of Future is portrayed by Bossclips, not PaisanoJay.

Errors

 * Steven just doesn't have a voice for one line cause he forgot to speak.
 * The scene in which Amethyst slurps her Wendy's Milkshake, someone else mistakenly did the slurping for her.
 * Steven claims to have beaten FNAF 4 20/20 mode, despite FNAF 4 not having a 20/20 mode.
 * Steven asks the birds if they've ever played Epic Mickey. This makes no sense because they're birds and don't have hands or a console to play it on or money to have bought it with.

Videos
A video featuring Pearl was made to announce the release of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNUYinJ5ODg