Snow Day

"I'm smelling numbers bro! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" - Garnet "Snow Day" is the 7th episode of Steven Universe Future Realtime Dub. This episode was edited by TheEnderDwonk.

Official Synopsis
A very, definitely, uneventful episode where the day is snowed, or whatever, idk, never watched it.

Plot
On Monday morning, Steven wakes up to multiple notifications on his phone, ignoring all of them.

He goes downstairs to make water. Suddenly, without warning, Amethyst enters. She has somehow replaced both her eyes with eggs, and feels the need to gloat about it. Steven tells it like it is, saying it's disgusting. Similarly, Garnet offers Steven his old Cheeseburger Backpack™, which he also declines. Before he can go outside, Pearl forces Steven into multiple layers of clothing to protect him from the cold weather. Steven dislikes this, since he apparently wants to be naked and obtain a super power called "hypothermia". The gems then all touch Steven. He doesn't like it.

Steven returns later that evening to find all the gems trying to incise him with some of his favorite things. He rejects all of them, however, because he was interrupted in the middle of a sentence and storms upstairs. Garnet exclaims she's tired of his shit, foreshadowing the appending doom about to descend onto Steven Universe.

On Tuesday morning, Steven wakes up. He rushes downstairs to find the gems have prepared him plate of "literally garbage". He has water instead and proceeds to leave the house. Unfortunately, he is consumed by a large amount of snow blocking the door, as well as the portal thingy. After Amethyst makes a passing comment about Wendy's Milkshake (p sus), leading Steven to the conclusion that all of this snow may be his semen.

Steven gets out a bunch of sticky notes for no real reason as Amethyst scolds him about his "semen problem". She then becomes Steven and attacks him. She claims she wants to "make him relive her trauma". Steven escapes into the bathroom, on the verge of spirting from the mere sight of himself. Exiting, he finds Garnet on the floor, drunk from drinking too much vodka. Suddenly, without warning, Amethyst attack Garnet, infecting her with the trauma. This causes Garnet to become Steven as well and attack him. Steven uses his bubble to shield himself from the two, running into Pearl who is subsequently attacked, infected, and transformed into Steven.

The three chase after Steven, who escapes outside. He is then confronted by Sugilite, Alexandrite (referring to herself as Leafy), and Sardonyx one after the other. Garnet is shot from Sardonyx's bow and thinks she may have killed Steven. However, it was simply a distraction. It is then revealed that hypothermia, what we once believed was a super power, is instead a BAD THING and Steven must put his jacket back on. Opal appears and attempts to kill Steven with a laser. Steven gives in an attacks the ones he loves, splitting all of them into their original forms. He quickly defeats Pearl, Amethyst, and Ruby, but is infected himself by fan favorite Sapphire. Steven finally gives into the trauma and age regressions himself.

Steven's voice is slightly younger (only specifying cause Steven mentioned it was plot relevant).

After a very underthought speech no one understand, Steven does a puberty speedrun and the gems hug him. He then infects Garnet with puberty as well, who attempts to infect Pearl and Amethyst.

On Wednesday morning, Steven wakes up and takes the gems with him. It is then revealed he fooled them all and filled the bottles they are drinking with his piss. Amethyst screams.

Characters

 * Steven Universe
 * Amethyst
 * Garnet
 * Pearl
 * Cat Steven
 * Ruby
 * Sapphire
 * Sugilite (non-speaking)
 * Alexandrite (Leafy) (non-speaking)
 * Sardonyx (non-speaking)
 * Opal (non-speaking)

Objects

 * Dondai Supremo
 * Steven's Phone
 * Cheeseburger Backpack™ (object)
 * Warp Pad
 * Together Breakfast (food)
 * The No Home Boys (mentioned)
 * Wendy's Milkshake (mentioned)

Locations

 * Beach City
 * Crystal Temple
 * Beach House
 * Steven's Room
 * Steven's Bathroom
 * Rose's Room
 * The Burning Room
 * The Lighthouse

Music

 * Meta Knight's Revenge - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Medic! - Team Fortress 2
 * Anaconda (Instrumental) - Nikki Minaj
 * Casin - Glue 70
 * Independent Together (Instrumental) - Steven Universe: The Movie
 * Main Title - Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
 * Ultra Instinct Theme - Dragon Ball Super
 * End Credits - The Animaniacs (2020)

Trivia

 * The person who writes the official synopsizes did not watch this episode :(.
 * The intro for this episode has Christmas themed lyrics.
 * Steven hates cats. He is also allergic to cats. He also hates cats.
 * Pearl is a Linux user because of course she is.
 * According to Amethyst, Steven's favorite movie is Wreak-it-Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet.
 * According to Pearl, Steven's favorite rapper is Panda.
 * This rapper does not exist.
 * According to Garnet, the popular fan theory that Amethyst and Pearl are psychotic is canon.
 * According to Pearl, Steven's favorite food is literal garbage.
 * According to Amethyst, Wendy's Milkshake is also slang for a part of the body, I guess.
 * Steven really likes his younger self, getting immediate (but shameful) sexual attraction from the sight of himself.
 * Granted, this could be cause by his purple color scheme rather than him being younger.
 * Steven says a lot of swear words this episode.
 * According to Steven, Steven's least favorite gem is Pearl.
 * Pearl refused to comment.
 * According to Pearl, her only weakness is folding clothing.
 * According to Steven, he would never fold clothing.
 * This is Sapphire's first appearance since the film, and I know ya'll missed her.
 * According to Sapphire, "pat".
 * Steven says "shut up, Cat" a total of three times in this episode.[citation needed]
 * According to Amethyst, we will not be doing the original series because Steven's young voice sounds like shit.

Cultural References

 * This episode contains multiple references to previous Steven Universe episodes.
 * Hypothermia exists in the real world
 * It is not a superpower.
 * You do not want it.
 * You should not go get it.
 * Wreak-it-Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet.
 * Not to be confused with iCarly 2: iJoin the Click!
 * Garnet says "Undertale Snowdin" in reference to the game with the location and the location in the game respectively.
 * Due to the internet quick and easy access to provocative imagery, semen problems have become a rampant issue plaguing out youth.
 * For more information, check out this informational film.
 * Steven says "Super Monkey Ball". I swear he does.
 * Pearl says "good lord, what is happening in here?", a reference to the popular Know Your Meme awarded Steamed Hams meme.
 * Garnet says "Sephiroth challenge".
 * I don't really know what that means, but Amethyst thought it was funny.
 * Amethyst sings the Animaniacs theme cause they are running and there are three of them.
 * Tony Hawk Pro Skater is Tony Hawk Pro mentioned.
 * Leafyis
 * Crash 2: the game where you are running from snowballs.
 * Crotex.
 * Club Penguin Sled Racing.
 * Unfortunately, this minigame takes place at the Ski Hill and not the Lighthouse where Steven currently is.
 * Omega Flowey is compared to Opal. They look nothing alike despite what some might say.
 * i'm firin mah lazer meme
 * Shadow of the Colossus, am I right fellas?
 * He was right.
 * Crash & Bernstein is reference when Steven says "It's four (referring to Pearl, Amethyst, Ruby, and Sapphire) against awesome (referring to himself)".

Continuity

 * Nudity is expressed heavily, like in Rose Buds.
 * Our old pal Steven's dislike of being touched is referenced once more.
 * Don't worry Pearl, I added it :).
 * Steven and pizza are in the same scene together for the first time since Guidance.
 * For like the thirtieth fucking time Steven announces his full name, "Steven Universe", as an excuse and/or explanation to his actions.
 * Amethyst mentioned Wendy's milkshake again. Awesome. Yes.
 * Inevitably, Steven's bodily fluids is mentioned yet again. Although this time it's like... a major plot poin- this dub is fucking gross!
 * Like wise, Amethyst drinks some of i- what the fuck?! WHY?!
 * Garnet is an alcoholic.
 * I mean, I don't remember if this was established prior, but we all knew it was true.
 * Steven references Mario 64's paintings again. Will he ever think of a better joke?
 * Sardonyx mentions Steven did not sing in the movie. He did not. What a shame.
 * Crash & Bernstein makes its grand return.
 * Pearl says "was a bug", in reference to the long ass credits from Bluebird.
 * This episode has long ass credits as well.
 * While not in the episode itself, Sapphire once again mentions fat people.



Errors

 * This episode does not contain a disclaimer, just like Bluebird.
 * This is addressed in the announcement video description:

"forgot to add a disclaimer again fuck fuck fuck penis penis" - The description


 * This episode begins with a Christmas theme song.
 * This episode premiered on January 24th.
 * i.e., not Christmas.
 * Steven forgets to finish his insult, leaving it at "you fucking..." before snickering cause the bitch thinks he's hot shit now.
 * Steven claims this is Season 30. Read the previous sentence and you will identify the error.
 * Early in the episode, Steven was about to go outside with his phone.
 * He failed to see it was cold out.
 * Amethyst holds up a copy of Pupcopter, claiming it is Wreak-it-Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet.
 * A popular fan theory is that the dumbass joke she did of replacing her eyeballs with eggs permanently impaired her vision, causing this mistake.
 * Pearl mentions "Panda" as Steven's favorite rapper. She likely meant the song of the same name made by the rapper Desiigner.
 * This guy "Desiigner" spelled "Designer" wrong, lol.
 * The "literal garbage" is a rather nice and scrumptious plate of pancakes.
 * For real tho, how the hell did Steven's splooge get everywhere?
 * Amethyst's "impression" of Steven is HER NORMAL FUCKING VOICE.
 * Steven asks if this episode has a plot. It does!
 * Smelling numbers is impossible.
 * Pearl asks Steven to turn into Steven.
 * Bruh.
 * Even when he becomes younger Steven, she still insists he's not Steven enough.
 * BRUH.
 * Amethyst used the wrong voice for the whole episode. Isn't that weird?
 * While not in the episode itself, Sapphire claims that not watching this episode may cause you to become obese. This is a lie.
 * Jeremy does not count.
 * Jeremy does not count.

Video
A video featuring Sapphire was made to announce the release of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAyOErybUBA